I am so excited to announce my first book, "I Got Laid Off, Traveled and Wrote This Story" is in the final stages of formatting and soon will be available online!
This is a work of love based on my travels and humorous, personal stories over the course of one summer in Europe.
Here is a small snippet and I hope you enjoy and come back for more!
From the chapter, "This Vodka Tastes Like Sorrow":
My fun cover of my first soon-to-be-published book! |
This is a work of love based on my travels and humorous, personal stories over the course of one summer in Europe.
Here is a small snippet and I hope you enjoy and come back for more!
From the chapter, "This Vodka Tastes Like Sorrow":
When I rounded the charming corner, I saw him outside, leaning against a tiny
car parked sideways and partially on the curb. How dare he entice me with his smoking? In any normal
circumstance, this would have been a complete deal breaker. I don’t smoke and,
for the record, never really have. Well, cigarettes, that is. Once in the
eighth grade— yes, age thirteen—I pretended to smoke at a friend’s party. I
really just held a lit cigarette, and when someone walked by whom I desperately
wanted to impress, I faked an inhale. My favorite part, after careful
observation of others, was flicking the ashes and then smothering the cigarette
on the ground with a swirling, side-to-side ankle movement. I had observed this
move from scrutinizing Olivia Newton-John’s character, Sandy, during the final
song and dance number in Grease.
Even though my Candie’s heels weren’t as high and my pants weren’t nearly as
tight, it garnered enough attention for my petite eighth-grade self.
But the smoking actually raised Etienne’s lust quotient by two to three
notches. It really was a bitch to remove the smoke stink out of my hair,
however. Small sacrifices all in the name of a dreamy Frenchman. He smiled,
blue eyes twinkling, and nodded at me as I opened the front door. Before I
walked inside, I rotated my head ever so slightly, so my long hair did a meager
flip. I viewed this move on a commercial for a popular French shampoo. Somehow
the girl with the cascading blonde locks attracted every man in the supermarket
with one modest turn of her head. Shopping carts slammed ferociously into one
another. Stacks of shiny apples tumbled to the ground. The deli man was
completely distracted and handed the appalled customer some sort of
unusual-looking meat product. This was overboard, of course. But, still, I was
bold enough to give it a try. I practiced earlier in the day in order to create
the intended effect without inflicting whiplash on myself. I think it worked,
even though some of my strands of hair attached to my sticky, cherry lip gloss.
But this was undetectable to anyone but myself...
I am looking forward to sharing more stories with you all,
-shari
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